Heaven Is For Easy Girls

The Awkward Stage Heaven Is For Easy Girls Lyrics
1.The Morons Are Winning

There is a war on and all of the morons are winning, they are
winning year to year.
There is a war on and you're on the front lines grinning, you
are grinning ear to ear.
You lovers, you g-men descend on me slowly, we're approaching
the hottest of days
To not let things get to me I wish you could show me before I
set this thing ablaze.
The earth it is still it's the darkness that's spinning around
me in my tin foil helmet
A war for my will and the morons they're winning, me and my tin
foil helmet
I've led the charge against all of their mind controllers
Blocking the signals transmitting through my back molars
Ooh, encircle me slowly (shut up, shut up), proceeding with
caution, baby
Ooh, you want to control me (shut up, shut up), to concede in
exhaustion, baby
Wearing the face of concern with your free medications
Stealing my thoughts and my top secret calculations
Ooh, I'd like to be free love (shut up, shut up), if the men in
the black cars let me
Ooh, and if you're not who you say love (shut up, shut up), may
this helmet of foil protect me
I've led the charge against all of their mind controllers
Blocking the signals transmitting through my back molars
Wearing the face of concern with your free medications
Stealing my thoughts and my top secret calculations
In your warming breath a swarming death, In your warming breath
a swarming death
In your warming breath a swarming death, In your warming breath
a swarming death.
There is a war on, and all of the morons are winning they are
winning year to year.
There is a war on, and you're on the front lines grinning, you
are grinning ear to ear, you are grinning ear to ear


2.So Stupid, So Smart

Towards your learning, you focused all of your desire when I was
burning
Discussed the properties of fire, Does it occur to you now?
In the ashes all alone, that you scrambled for
All but water and the phone, all but water and the phone
You're so stupid, so smart, perfecting the science of breaking
my heart
You're so stupid so smart, you're studying the physics of my
falling apart.
The part that lets me,
That mechanism slumbers in a logic, soft and warm in the arms of
numbers.
It's a clever mind that builds the bomb that builds the bomb
That sets it off that cries for mom that cries for mom
You're so stupid, so smart, perfecting the science of breaking
my heart
You're so stupid so smart, you're studying the physics of my
falling apart, yeah
So very well read a lifetime there in books inside your head
Yet you read nothing in my looks, the bullet's coming, son
So calculate your loss, or run, write a report on ballistics
when it's done
Trajectory tells you passion fired the gun, passion fired the
gun and you were,
So stupid, so smart, perfecting the science of breaking my heart
You're so stupid so smart, you're studying the physics of my
falling apart


3.Heaven Is For Easy Girls

You're sweeter than you think, Janine. You're younger than you
know.
Bury me in pink, Janine, my epitaph will go...
Heaven is for easy girls, heaven is for easy girls
Heaven is for sluts so say the lonely ruminant boys in ruts
Don't care what your daddy say, Janine, he don't know you anyway
You spread your wings on display, Janine, how like an angel that
way
So is it only work, Janine? Making love in your world
Or could it ever work Janine? Oh could you be my girl?
Heaven is for easy girls, heaven is for easy girls
Heaven is for sluts so say the lonely ruminant boys in ruts
You're queen of this ancient art, Janine, they promise riches
untold
And they promise their hearts, Janine, both the young and the
old
You're sweeter than you think, Janine. You're younger than you
know
Oh bury me in pink, Janine, my epitaph will go...
Heaven is for easy girls, heaven is for easy girls
Heaven is for sluts so say the lonely ruminant boys in ruts


4.Sad Girl Radio

Sad girls sit on the rim of the ashtray
Sad girls sock it to you soft and low with an ear to their
transistors
Just to hear their boys say 'I love you' through the speakers of
their radios
Sad girl radio, sad girl radio
Sad girls sigh and it can deafen the whole world
Shake your foundation if you listen close
Cats in their laps as they drown in the real world with their
poetry,
their paintings and their radios
Sad girl radio, sad girl radio
Sad girl radio, sad girl radio
Sad girls hate the mirror for all it shows and don't show
Sad girls find comfort in familiar tv shows
Sad girls got secrets that nobody else knows
But their lovers in the speakers of their radios
Sad girl radio, sad girl radio
Sad girl radio, sad girl radio


5.I Drive

I drive tonight, you're miles away, from heavy eyes, roadside
bouquets
I focus on your face again, you're the rose upon my meridian
The yellow lines they hypnotize, the radio plays lullabies
A gentle swerve into the light, you veer across my mind tonight
Love must test out its mettle alone on a freeway
Love must test out its mettle alone on a freeway, alone on a
freeway
Its true, they slow, these instances
More than maps show, our distance is
And in the stillness right before, a thought of you across the
shore
Love must test out its mettle alone on a freeway, love must test
out
its mettle alone on a freeway
Alone on a freeway


6.We're Going For A Ride

Take me for a ride, she said its time
The queen of heavy sighs takes back the night
And cowering Olympians unite
Let me hitch a ride, I think you'll find
I'm angry and I lie, but I'm your guy
A cowering inferno set alight, powering a pirate satellite
Were going for a ride
Make it nice and easy now and no one ends up dead
Make it nice and easy now or there will be bloodshed
you've had the wheel all morning did you hear me when I said,
Make it nice and easy or I'll put one in your head
The new way has arrived to shift the tide
The rules of ebb and flow, they're on our side
I'm putting all traditions well aside
I'm bottling munitions deep inside
'Till every dinosaur is on its side
And every elder in formaldehyde
Were going for a ride, were going for a ride


7.T-Rexia Nervosa

I plucked out all of my plumage, and I can keep nothing down
Peacock with poor body image, and a temple that's sure to be
torn to the ground
I'm tired all the time, the lullaby become the dirge
I've put on loose fitting finery for the ultimate purge
She will fast another night sink steadfast sink from sight
You reach for her with all your might, but she sinks so fast for
one so light.
I starved my way into this world, and I starved my way through
I starved each day as your girl, Jesus Christ, I was starving
you too
This shame has disciplined me, although it is crushing and dumb
I know that I'm no survivor, although I may look just like one
She will fast another night sink steadfast sink from sight
You reach for her with all your might, but she sinks so fast for
one so light


8.I Love You, Hipster Darling

It's not like you to call when skies are blue, and it's not like
you to call at all,
But some heavy rains bring a call or two to complain no one ever
calls you.
You want me to understand, you want me to forgive
You're holding my spleen in your hand, and you're screaming that
you're sensitive.
You've figured out nothing all the time you've been
Wriggling around in your thirties skin
Dangerous to lonely and famous men
Your fading beauty is your only ticket in
And stars seem to shine on after they are dead; you chase their
false glow to its hollow end.
They always tire of you in bed; they shine on while you're on
the mend
These stars seem to shine on after death; a lingering long kiss
goodbye
You try to kiss lips and get breath, I love you is echoed from
on high
You're just trying to shine while you're still alive
But your shimmer's ever dimmer all the more you strive
Waiting for that limousine to arrive
I'd love you well without all that shuck and jive
I love you, my hipster darling, I love you, my hipster darling
I love you, my hipster darling, I love you, my hipster darling
You speak of your life with such drama, an epic biography
But where in that life hides such trauma as to result in such
insecurity?
You fuck like you're running for office, you fuck like you're
running for your life
You fuck through your guilt like a prostitute novice, a mistress
but never a wife.
There's not enough attention in the whole wide world to satisfy
the rejection felt by this girl


9.1000 Teenage Hearts

This youth is like fire, and my senses like hay
The truth is they conspire, those friends to take you away.
Your eyes how they shine, but your eyes they too reflect
Your eyes may be divine but your eyes they are suspect.
This passion too big for its frame, this closeness not enough
This world, too small for this shame and this tenderness is so
rough.
A thousand teenage hearts in my engine revving, a thousand
teenage hearts in my engine revving
A thousand teenage hearts in my engine revving, a thousand
teenage hearts in my engine revving
A thousand teenage hearts in my engine revving, a thousand
teenage hearts in my engine revving
A thousand teenage hearts in my engine revving, a thousand
teenage hearts in my engine revving


10.Room Tone

She hums along to the room tone while she tidies up
She'll harmonize with the room tone while she reads her book
He works alone in the room tone and derives a low grade pain
The days are long in the room tone. The night arrives and it's
the same.
Endless hours in the afternoon, endless hours, endless hours
alone.
The ticking clock, the fluorescent sky, the currents and
distances
The purring cat, the electrical lights, the humming appliances
The ticking clock, the fluorescent sky, the currents and
distances
The purring cat, the electrical lights, the humming appliances
Supplant the whimper
Endless hours in the afternoon, endless hours, endless hours
alone


11.Circus Ends In Tears (Pachrymosa)

Soft and tranquil eyes have the elephant
He's been tranquillized beneath the circus tent
The public and the prod are unforgiving and links of shackle
chain seem to be giving in
For a caravan of years, they've such a memory
The circus ends in tears, but such a memory
And it ends in tears, it ends in tears, it ends in tears, it
ends in tears
Into the lions gaping maw, the tamers' head it goes
There's a jungle law, one day that jaw will close
Everybody knows the risk this job can pose
It's the life he chose, it is the show of shows
And the last thing that he hears is the echoes of their cheers
The circus ends in tears, but still echoes of their cheers
And it ends in tears, it ends in tears, it ends in tears, it
ends in tears.
Balanced on their balls, the dancing bears start mauling
Children of all ages are dragged into the cages
The rigging and the staging destroyed in the rampaging
The circus ends in tears, the circus ends in tears. The circus
ends in tears, the circus ends in tears
The circus ends in tears, in tears, in tears


12.West Van Girl

West Van girl, you are all that isn't fair
Can I brush your hair and whisper East Van things in your ear?
West Van girl, you're a sheltered little gem, from the house of
us
and them you a rose from an ugly stem.
West Van girl, would you make the drive? I could make you come
if you made me arrive.
West Van girl there's a world across the shore.
West Van girl, delicate and frail, I will read your skin like
braille in your suburban hillside jail.
East Van boy you're far too low, it's harder than you know to
win instead of show with the world in tow.
East Van boy you're far too slow, I'm harder than you know, and
between these shores a deadly undertow.
West Van girl you are all that isn't fair.
Can I brush your hair and whisper East Van things in your ear?